Is it just us, or is it cold in here? The Stove continues to not be Hot, with Jay Bruce panic-signing in New York for only 3 years?! Plus, we came SO CLOSE to seeing something actually happen this off-season, with the "Steve Harvey" trade of Gerrit Cole to the Astros. Ron isn't as comfortable as John Mozeliak with the Cardinals roster; the starting pitcher market is completely locked-up; and Kyle Schwarber is getting in shape.